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INTRO: What is this STRANGE NEW PLACE?! [sticky post]|
WELCOME TO BENCHILADALAND!
This is going to be a sticky post at the top of my LJ, giving people some content info.
Regular features that people seem to enjoy:
• Fuckbrain Comix shows you, with my special kind of "art," the inside of my brainmeats: Tourette's Syndrome, OCD, Bipolar Disorder, and maybe one or two others. Maybe you'll learn something.
• People are happy because I eat strange foods So You Don't Have To.
• Things I Can't /Draw is exactly what it says on the tin, from Inappropriate Comix to Hero / Villain-
A-Day Every-Few-Months to the aformentioned Fuckbrain Comix.
• The Continuing Adventures of Sir Reginald are here, from my original stories to loads of art and comic adaptations by awesome people.
• The Truth will emerge, about your sexuality, drugs, kinks and fetishes, crushes, the parallel universe you, and that memory you'll never lose. Anonymous commenting with no IP logging is enabled for these entries.
• Toys in the Bookstacks is me having fauxmetti fun with my 3.4 billion toys and the library where I work.
• Five Questions are what I want from you. Maybe I'll even answer them someday.
• Audience partipation is strongly encouraged.
• Photos Of My Life may also be requested.
I think other stuff happens, too.
Photos pre-April 2008 might be broken due to a Flickr fuck-up. I'm slowly fixing it.
Facebook / Flickr / Last.fm / YouTube / Delicious / Twitter / LibraryThing
Enjoy your stay and tell your fucking friends.
Your Internet Monkey King
PS - What the hell just came out of my ass?
Current Music: Sigur Rós - Svefn-g-Englar | Powered by Last.fm
Fuckbrain Comix: How to use your wallet with OCD by benjamin|
It's the little things that nobody else notices that slowly drive you mad.
Some days the things that bother me most are big, like my inability to touch railings and handholds in buses, sometimes it's the little things, like how that stack of books needs to be rearranged. No matter what, this one always feels weird to do.
I feel myself doing this particular thing all the time, but there is simply no ability to stop it.
Oh, and let's pretend somebody already made a joke about me putting the wallet in my ass. It's a stick figure, sluggo, and these are called Things I Can't Draw. :)
Sometimes "shit, shower, shave" is very difficult for people|
I found this a few months ago. When you're a college student with severe undiagnosed OCD and depression, writing notes to yourself can be very valuable. Don't worry, 1990's benjamin: you make it through.
Comments about how people with OCD should be clean anyway because of washing rituals will be mercilessly mocked before deletion. Yes, we recognize the irony of our situations; that doesn't mean it's not happening and that it doesn't suck.
I need to stop my injudicious use of Mercury, sez Dr. Townsend....|
"Permanent Cure of all Diseases arising from an Impure state of the Blood, or habit of the System, Vix: Scrofula or King's Evil, Rheumatism, Obstinate Cutaneous Eruptions, Pimples or Pustules on the Face, Blotches, Biles, Chronic Sore Eyes, Ring Worm, or Tetter; Scald Head, Enlargement and Pain of the Bones and Joints, Stubborn Ulcers, Syphilitic Disorders, Lumbago, Spinal Complaints, and all Diseases arising from an injudicious use of Mercury; Ascites or Dropsy, Exposure or Imprudence inn Life. It invariably cures Indigestion or Dyspepsia, Neurolagia, General and Nervous Debility, Palpitation of the Heart, Liver Complaint, and Inflammation in the Kidneys. Ladies of pale complexion and Consumptive habits, and such as are debilitated by those obstructions which females are liable to, are restored by the use of a bottle or two, to bloom and vigor."
Found in a UIUC Library book by Scott Mann
Tags: advertisements, awesome, bullshit
Working on a new Inappropriate Comix, here's a retrospective:|
Would you like to refresh your memory about my Inappropriate Comix while I finish my latest?
Here are 4 of the 31:
Here's a link to the rest, if you're sick enough of a fuck to want to see them all.
Tags: art, cock, comics, comix, dragonball, monsters, poop, things i can't draw
"You Gotta Draw The Same Bottle Like Thirty Times" by benjamin and Nadja|
Tell me about good blogs, comics, podcasts, et cetera, on the Internets that I should be watching/reading/listening to/humping. Ever since the Book of Faces started becoming the de-facto newsfeed of the world, I've accidentally distanced myself from the REAL internet, and I miss it more than I like FB.
I'm reworking my interface with that platform, primarily in the "use it way less" direction.
Help me out; contribute below.
Pope Ghidorah will restore the REAL holy trinity|
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