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February 23rd, 2019
06:56 pm


INTRO: What is this STRANGE NEW PLACE?! [sticky post]


Cute Boy
This is going to be a sticky post at the top of my LJ, giving people some content info.

Regular features that people seem to enjoy:

  Fuckbrain Comix shows you, with my special kind of "art," the inside of my brainmeats: Tourette's Syndrome, OCD, Bipolar Disorder, and maybe one or two others. Maybe you'll learn something.

  People are happy because I eat strange foods So You Don't Have To.

  Things I Can't /Draw is exactly what it says on the tin, from Inappropriate Comix to Hero / Villain-A-Day Every-Few-Months to the aformentioned Fuckbrain Comix.

  The Continuing Adventures of Sir Reginald are here, from my original stories to loads of art and comic adaptations by awesome people.

  The Truth will emerge, about your sexuality, drugs, kinks and fetishes, crushes, the parallel universe you, and that memory you'll never lose. Anonymous commenting with no IP logging is enabled for these entries.

  Toys in the Bookstacks is me having fauxmetti fun with my 3.4 billion toys and the library where I work.

  Five Questions are what I want from you. Maybe I'll even answer them someday.

  Audience partipation is strongly encouraged.

  Photos Of My Life may also be requested.

I think other stuff happens, too.

Photos pre-April 2008 might be broken due to a Flickr fuck-up. I'm slowly fixing it.

Facebook / Flickr / / YouTube / Delicious / Twitter / LibraryThing

Enjoy your stay and tell your fucking friends.


Your Internet Monkey King

PS -
What the hell just came out of my ass?

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April 15th, 2014
03:44 pm


The Wizard’s Lesson: 2 & 3 [NEW ART!]

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Ladies and gentlemen, the gravy thickens with pages 2 and 3 of The Wizard’s Lesson.

I’m rather proud of myself for sticking to new art posted at least once a week.

Wizards Lesson Page 2

Wizards Lesson Page 3

I’ve had a song stuck in my head for a long damn time now, but it’s going to pay off in new art that I really like so far. I can’t tell you what it is because I’m a bitch of a tease.

Unrelated: this movie may be showing in the background of our next party. [Well, that and KITTENS.] The lack of plot is more than made up for by some solid fights. Drop the volume to can-only-hear-fist-impacts level and let the lengthy battles roll.

I love that the first fight is barely a few minutes in and is over five minutes of fighting…over whether or not to keep mining.

That’s all for now.


Who knows why your hands smell like that

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April 8th, 2014
03:53 pm


The Wizard’s Lesson, Part One

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First part of my new series, a retelling of the Chinese folk tale “The Wizard’s Lesson.” I’m aiming to deliver a page a week minimum.

I do ask that you NOT look up the story to read it, as it’s…well…just trust me. I want you to experience it with me.

Now take off your pants.



Sui Dynasty hats were super-weird

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April 1st, 2014
02:38 pm


Fuckbrain Comix: The Toilet Plume and You

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Every Tme You Flush You Dance With Death - OCD Comix - Page 1 Finished

Every Tme You Flush You Dance With Death - OCD Comix - Page 2 Finished

Every Tme You Flush You Dance With Death - OCD Comix - Page 3 finished

Every Tme You Flush You Dance With Death - OCD Comix - Page 4 Finished

Every Tme You Flush You Dance With Death - OCD Comix - Page 5 Final

This was the first Fuckbrain Comix that I’ve done using a way larger paper–11×14–and I’m well-pleased with the results. I’m using the same size for my next project–an adaptation of a wonderfully bizarre Chinese folk tale–and it’s working well for me there, too.

Much love to my sweet Robot, for it was she who convinced me to draw on nicer paper than just the stuff in the printer. (-_-;)

You’ll soon see various archives sections pop-up on the website, so keep an eye open for more posts about old comics being uploaded. Not sure if I’ll do a So You Don’t Have To archive here, but I might.

Anyroad, I hope this comic doesn’t make you feel dirty. If it does, go wash your hands.

Not that it will help.


Who reminds you that this comic becomes copyright-free on April 1st, 2024.


Barker, J., and M.V. Jones. “The potential spread of infection caused by aerosol contamination of surfaces after flushing a domestic toilet,” Journal of Applied Microbiology, 99:2. Aug. 2005.

Butler, Jason and Mark Peaslee. Werewolf Cemetary, Chapter 1. Brainsmart Productions. Film and interview. (c.f. “scientorfic flacts.”)

Gerba, Charles. “Microbiological Hazards of Household Toilets: Droplet Production and the Fate of Residual Organisms,” Applied Microbiology. 30:1, Aug. 1975.

Johnson, DL., KR Mead, RA Lynch, DV Hirst. “Lifting the lid on toilet plume aerosol: a literature review with suggestions for future research.” American Journal of Infection Control, 41:3 Mar 2013

Lee, Yung-yung. “The effect of toilet lid closure during flushing in reducing the amount of bacterial aerosols,” M.Sc. thesis. Hong Kong Polytechnic University, 2009.

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March 31st, 2014
06:40 pm


Nanaca Crash Continues

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This is just a reminder that the devastatingly-addictive Nanaca Crash game is still up on the internet.</br></br>

Nanaca Crash Boost</br></br>

Nanaca Crash is an online spin-off game from Cross Channel, an H-Game for the PS2. Surprisingly, it is entirely SFW. This bastard of a flash game has been destroying free time since it first arrived online. God knows I’ve wasted many hours of my life on it.</br></br>

Here’s the plot: girls are keeping a pervert away from them by beating the fuck out of him. Your goal is to keep him in the air after hits from various girls send him up, diagonally, sideways, give bonus boosts or stop him in his tracks.

Go ahead and click this pic to play. I dare you. You didn’t need spare time anyway.</br></br>

Nanaca Crash Opening Screen</br></br>

Oh, and try to beat my score while you’re at it.</br></br>

Nanaca Crash Best Score benjamin personal</br></br>

Latest Fuckbrain Comix–about OCD and science–is being touched-up tonight and will be posted tomorrow.



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March 28th, 2014
05:13 pm


Art Archives: drawing of Animal as described by Gervase of Tilbury in Otia Imperialia

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First in what will be an ongoing transfer of art from other places to archives here on the blog.

If you ever get a chance, flip through the descriptions of foreign lands, animals, and ‘true stories’ in the Otia Imperialia. It’s hilariously awesome.



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March 26th, 2014
03:30 pm


“Copyright, benchilada-style” – An Important Comic

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Click the pics to make them bigger.

Let’s do this.

Copyright Benchilada Style Page 1 completeCopyright Benchilada Style Page 2 completeCopyright Benchilada Style Page 3 complete

“If I’m to be a fool, let me be a generous one.” – me, just now

My current license on most of my works is Creative Commons’s “CC BY-NC.” That’s their “You can share and spread this material, remix and transform it, but you must attribute the original work to me and you cannot use it for commercial purposes.”

Once my items leave my personal copyright zone, they will be under a “CC BY-SA” license. That basically means “you can share, spread, remix, transform my work, and you can even do it for commercial purposes.”

As of today, March 26, 2014, my personal copyright is going to be ten years. This will not apply retroactively to works, but rather all works created by me now have a copyright-reboot date of today. This means that this comic will become available under the second CC license on March 26, 2024. If a work was created by me in 1992, it will still only become available in 2024. The details are a bit more complex, but they’re not particularly relevant yet.

SUMMATION: On March 26, 2024, everything I’ve created on/before today—for better or worse—belongs to everybody.

This comic and my copyright choice are dedicated to the memory of my dear friend Michael Hart.



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March 25th, 2014
05:10 pm


You look like you have something to say about my wardrobe choice

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It looks like this lady is daring you to say something about her wardrobe choice - McCall's Needlework Magazine

“Go ahead. Make a comment about my clothing. Am I coming on to you or setting you up for a thrill kill? Oh, you don’t like the odds? Bye bye, then. Coward.”

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March 20th, 2014
11:18 am


New tattoo touch-up and a new bootleg
Small previews!

I got one of my geeky tattoos touched-up and got a FABULOUS new bootleg.

I got the Flash ring tattoo on my finger touched-up by Rick Kutch at No Regrets Tattoos

Little Pluckies Ninja Protects knockoff TMNT gun toy 2

Want to know more?


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March 17th, 2014
03:03 pm


Oh, Alphonse....


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