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Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night. Below are the 10 most recent journal entries recorded in the "benjamin sTone" journal:

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February 23rd, 2019
06:56 pm

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INTRO: What is this STRANGE NEW PLACE?! [sticky post]

WELCOME TO BENCHILADALAND!

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This is going to be a sticky post at the top of my LJ, giving people some content info.

Regular features that people seem to enjoy:


  Fuckbrain Comix shows you, with my special kind of "art," the inside of my brainmeats: Tourette's Syndrome, OCD, Bipolar Disorder, and maybe one or two others. Maybe you'll learn something.

  People are happy because I eat strange foods So You Don't Have To.

  Things I Can't /Draw is exactly what it says on the tin, from Inappropriate Comix to Hero / Villain-A-Day Every-Few-Months to the aformentioned Fuckbrain Comix.

  The Continuing Adventures of Sir Reginald are here, from my original stories to loads of art and comic adaptations by awesome people.

  The Truth will emerge, about your sexuality, drugs, kinks and fetishes, crushes, the parallel universe you, and that memory you'll never lose. Anonymous commenting with no IP logging is enabled for these entries.

  Toys in the Bookstacks is me having fauxmetti fun with my 3.4 billion toys and the library where I work.

  Five Questions are what I want from you. Maybe I'll even answer them someday.

  Audience partipation is strongly encouraged.

  Photos Of My Life may also be requested.


I think other stuff happens, too.

Photos pre-April 2008 might be broken due to a Flickr fuck-up. I'm slowly fixing it.


Facebook / Flickr / Last.fm / YouTube / Delicious / Twitter / LibraryThing

Enjoy your stay and tell your fucking friends.

Love,

benjamin
Your Internet Monkey King

PS -
What the hell just came out of my ass?

Current Music: Sigur Rós - Svefn-g-Englar | Powered by Last.fm

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January 29th, 2015
05:04 pm

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Still busy; have some more dick joke art

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

Between protesting Governor Rauner’s “right to work” bullshit–he’s at the I-Hotel today, so a hoard of people are going over to shout at him–and protesting Tasers, and going to City Council meetings–congrats, Aaron!–and volunteering at the Champaign County Humane Society, and helping more at home as Nadja makes Carnivale Debauche costumes and…look, we been busy.

I have no larger project right now, so have some more dick jokes.

Cock RobinShuttlecock

Love,
benjamin

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January 27th, 2015
04:44 pm

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Here, have a weird dick joke

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

 
 
I’ve been busy, but I drew you something anyway.

Crotch Rocket
If you’re “lucky,” there’ll be more on Thursday!

b

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January 22nd, 2015
04:14 pm

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Bus-holes, and how Craigslist Clan still rocks the world.

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

 

Craigslist has come through for us before, and it has come through for us again.

I had this AIWA turntable to get rid of, since I need one with a USB jack:

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Nadja and I are big fans of the barter system, and a gentleman offered two pieces of art:

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They are, from left to right “Clever Worms Hiding in the Grass” and “Use Wisely But With Coconut.”

We thought that wasn’t a balanced deal, so Nadja threw in some of her pear ginger jam, which is fucking obscenely delicious.The fellow’s name is Shane Rodems; I love his stuff, and recommend his works very highly. They’re even cheap! Go buy something!

Nadja and I ride the bus a lot, even now that we have a car. After all, the CUMTD got us to the show on time, and their app garage means that you can pick from many programs to keep track of your bus via live GPS.

Now that The Wizard’s Lesson is completely finished, it’s time to move on to some one-shots before trying another large project.

We see plenty of different jackasses while riding, so I figure I’ll do a few
comics about the matters. Please to enjoy:

Bus-Holes Douchebagging
There will be more appearances from bus-holes, I promise. Twenty years of riding really builds up your knowledge of jackasses.

That’s it for now.Don’t forget that this comic leaves copyright on January 22, 2015.

 

Love,
benjamin

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January 15th, 2015
04:17 pm

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The Wizard’s Lesson, complete at last!

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.





Here it is. Here’s The Wizard’s Lesson in its entirety.


I got it done in less than a year, but I wish I’d gotten it done faster. As time goes by my productivity increases, so my next projects should go faster.


You’ll see them soon enough. This post is about this comic right here.


As always, click to EMBIGGEN:




Sui Dynasty hats were super-weirdWizards Lesson Page 2


WANT MORE? CLICK RIGHT HERE:


Do please enjoy the rest of The Wizard's Lesson

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January 8th, 2015
04:55 pm

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New Art: In which our protagonist gets chewed-out by The Wizard

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

Sometimes I worry that I’ve been listening to too much Goon Show [autoplay warning] and general British radio comedy. Then I remember what the Tick had to say about moderation:

“Always remember: less is less, more is more. More is better, and twice as much is good too. Not enough is bad, and too much is never enough except when it’s just about right.”

After I finish this folk tale comic, expect more one-shots and proper blog posts, some of which may not even have art! GASP! I’ve got a new camera–an Olympus XZ-2 that Nadja found for about 60% off–so I’ll be doing photos again as well.

Anyroad, here’s a nice splash page to click on and make huge and be all WHOA YOU FUCKED UP TZU CH’UN and next week? The whole thing rolls up and finishes, and then…the lesson?

Wizard&quot;s Lesson Fucked Up for blog

Well. Glad he sorted THAT out for us.

Love,

benjamin

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January 6th, 2015
04:59 pm

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New Art: In which the Wizard’s Lesson jumps the rails

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

 

Let’s just chat for a second before we get into today’s comic, the heaviest one in the whole thing. After this we only have a few more days of postings left.

Anyroad, there’s a chance that BIG HERO 6 is still playing in a theater near you.

Go goddamned see it.


Seriously, the movie is ridiculously good, and the trailer doesn’t in any way express its complexities.

If you don’t like it, I’ll…dunno, maybe I’ll do something for you. And then I’ll tick the box next to your name that says “COLD AND EMOTIONLESS.”

In related news, my latest bad movie watching was Gor. Oddly, I could only find a Spanish-language trailer for it.

If you’re not familiar with the world of Gor…well, it’s not entirely pleasant. I’d say more on it, but I’ve refused to ever read any book in the series.

The movie managed to be both offensive and inoffensive. It’s was mostly a standard 80’s sword-and-sorcery film, but with a lot more women tied up and treated like objects than one would expect. And hair. My god, Gor invented hairspray but not hairstyling.

RIGHT! On to the most troubling bit of The Wizard’s Lesson. After this, it’s only a tiny bit more to wrap things up, then on to our discussion about the lesson.

As always, click the pic to embiggen.

First, the last installment I posted:

Wizard&quot;s Lesson birth
And now…

Wizard&quot;s Lesson brains dashed out
Wizard&quot;s Lesson he is back
So that happened.

Love,

benjamin

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December 23rd, 2014
05:49 pm

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Massive Crossover Potential: Toys in the Bookstacks

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

No art for the week of Christmas. Perhaps you’ll get ALL of the remaining Wizard’s Lesson next week. I’m gonna be finishing it up during my days off.

I did you up a nice Toys in the Bookstacks. Please enjoy.

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Love,

benjamin

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December 16th, 2014
05:25 pm

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The Wizard’s Lesson: Babies change things

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

A chill page this week, but perhaps a bit ominous. I think it will take about three more postings to finish this bad boy off.

On the last day, I’ll give you a huge post with everything to date.

For now, please to enjoy wedded bliss:

Wizard&quot;s Lesson birth smaller

Love,

benjamin

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December 12th, 2014
05:04 pm

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The Wizard’s Lesson has a pretty lady this week

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

 
 
It doesn’t matter much, though, since my ability to draw pretty ladies extends about as far as I can flick a boulder. I make do with “visual cues.” *koff*

Need a RECAP?
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Take Him To The Pit!
Eight Hells
Reincarnation

As always, click the pic to embiggen.

Wizards Lesson Pretty Lady
I’ve also included my latest Artisan Pony, which is one of my more unfortunate ones. I intentionally started drawing from the back of the neck, which led to some, whatchamacallits…birth defects. Submissions always welcome, click the pony for details.
Artisan Pony backwards unfortunate head

The Wizard’s Lesson has rounded the last curve and is entering the final straightaway, to use pony terminology. I figure that by the end of the next two weeks, it will be finished. I’ll make a post with the entirety of the work as the last entry for it.

Anybody have suggestions/requests on what to draw next, beyond my “Grammar Nazis” comic and “the benchilada tarot?”

Love,

benjamin

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