Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night. -
I dressed as...
THE PATRIOT ACT!
Taking that important illegal wiretap call!
The book is just some research I'm doing for my cousin, H.R. 6166.
You know, the "Torture Bill." Those liberals and their crazy nicknames!
Oh, and the cash in my pocket is from a money laundering scheme I broke up. It's not a bribe. It doesn't belong to me. Be quiet.
Must dash, children. No worries, though, I'll be watching.
Tags: 2006, chamber of horrors, costume, evil, h.r. 6166, halloween, illegal wiretapping, patriot act, personal freedoms, personal rights, politics, torture bill
You are one handsome bastard.
|Date:||October 31st, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)|| |
Yes, his hawtness is quite breathtaking.
But, I have already declared my elove of him.
I just laughed out loud and then forwarded it to a couple of friends who, in turn, laughed out loud!
Happy Halloween, Patriot Act!!! (please don't hurt me, I'm Canadian...)
Compliments from Canadians always seem so much cooler than from other people.
put down your wire taps...
tap ME, baby, tap ME.
Muah ha ha ha hahhhhh.
Your post WINS! YOU WIN!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!
|Date:||October 31st, 2006 09:50 pm (UTC)|| |
People keep getting so unrepressed by my repression.
Thanks for the compliments, sweetheart...
yesssssss...that is awesome. I wish you lived nearby, I would soooo stalk-er, i mean, uh...stalk you. Wait. ...Damnit.
When I become famous, I will have all of my worldwide friends over...
this has met and surpassed my expectations of your halloween costume. bravo, good sir....bravo...
High praise, my friend! Thank you!
Sends shivers down my spine. Truly scary costume =]
Damn! Even if you put all three of my Halloween costumes together they aren't that cool.
Hats off to you, sir. Any self-respecting Pope knows when she's beat.
I want to see ALL THREE OF YOUR COSTUMES!
I was a werepope once...
Terrorists hate our freedoms, so we obviously have to get rid of them.
WITH US OR AGAINST US?!?!
Awww man this is SOOOO GOOD. I have now officially forwarded this to all my librarians friends.
yay! I love working in a library.
You are one very sarcastic man. I love it.
is wonderfulness. but where's my pony?
|Date:||November 1st, 2006 01:36 am (UTC)|| |
That is awful! How dare you mock the system that keeps our freedoms safe? We would be at the mercy of the terrorists if not for Homeland Security!
You are an unAmerican Bastard!
That's impressive. Very well thought out. :)
I actaually thought about dressing up as the Patriot Act, but I couldn't think of how to do it. Mad props for figuring it out.
P.S. I trick or treated as the sexiest Frankenstein's monster ever. When did that whole process get so depressing?
Hooray for thinking the same awesome thoughts.
And you tell us that you dressed as a sexy dead thing and don't show us pics?
I mean, Frankensteinettes are hotter than Zombie Chicks.
And that's saying a LOT.
TODAY BEN...YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you ben. i want to touch you...cause you rule.
Appropriate Touching: $3
Inappropriate Touching: Price Varies
That is excellent! I hope you'll be hanging around the Nano write-ins so we can get to know your craziness better, even though I already saw the comment about not doing Nano!
I shall do my best.
It's not as though I don't have my own writing to work on...
Although I seem to remember us getting more talking done than writing.
Excellent. You even have co-workers who play along.
You should post this on the library group.
In the meantime, I'm doing my best to maintain ILL privacy for students everywhere.
You, sir, have won Halloween.
I decline the prize, as I would feel dirty accepting it while wearing Conservative Hair.
|Date:||November 1st, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)|| |
(bowing down in complete submission to the awesomeliciousness of your costume)
That is FANTASTIC.