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October 31st, 2006
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Halloween 2006.

I dressed as...

THE PATRIOT ACT!

Halloween 2006

Harassing librarians!


Halloween 2006 2

Taking that important illegal wiretap call!


The book is just some research I'm doing for my cousin, H.R. 6166.

You know, the "Torture Bill."  Those liberals and their crazy nicknames!

Oh, and the cash in my pocket is from a money laundering scheme I broke up. It's not a bribe. It doesn't belong to me. Be quiet.

Must dash, children. No worries, though, I'll be watching.

And listening.

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From:juniperesque
Date:October 31st, 2006 09:17 pm (UTC)
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You are one handsome bastard.
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From:mwissa
Date:October 31st, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
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Yes, his hawtness is quite breathtaking.

But, I have already declared my elove of him.
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From:vonandmoggy
Date:October 31st, 2006 09:38 pm (UTC)
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AWESOME!!!

I just laughed out loud and then forwarded it to a couple of friends who, in turn, laughed out loud!

Happy Halloween, Patriot Act!!! (please don't hurt me, I'm Canadian...)
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From:benchilada
Date:October 31st, 2006 09:40 pm (UTC)
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Compliments from Canadians always seem so much cooler than from other people.

:*
From:an_ocean_of_sky
Date:October 31st, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)

dahlink...

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put down your wire taps...

tap ME, baby, tap ME.

Muah ha ha ha hahhhhh.

Happy Halloween.

Your post WINS! YOU WIN!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!

xoxo
Lara
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From:benchilada
Date:October 31st, 2006 09:50 pm (UTC)

Re: dahlink...

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People keep getting so unrepressed by my repression.

Strange, that.

Thanks for the compliments, sweetheart...
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From:siliconneedle
Date:October 31st, 2006 10:04 pm (UTC)
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yesssssss...that is awesome. I wish you lived nearby, I would soooo stalk-er, i mean, uh...stalk you. Wait. ...Damnit.
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:09 am (UTC)
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When I become famous, I will have all of my worldwide friends over...
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From:spike0313
Date:October 31st, 2006 10:13 pm (UTC)
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this has met and surpassed my expectations of your halloween costume. bravo, good sir....bravo...
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:10 am (UTC)
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High praise, my friend! Thank you!
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From:_faroth_
Date:October 31st, 2006 11:13 pm (UTC)
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Sends shivers down my spine. Truly scary costume =]

-j-
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:11 am (UTC)
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Spookiest I could find!
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From:the_crowchan
Date:November 1st, 2006 12:02 am (UTC)
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Damn! Even if you put all three of my Halloween costumes together they aren't that cool.

Hats off to you, sir. Any self-respecting Pope knows when she's beat.
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
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I want to see ALL THREE OF YOUR COSTUMES!

I was a werepope once...
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From:secretsoflife
Date:November 1st, 2006 12:24 am (UTC)
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fantastic!
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
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Hearts to the icon.
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From:wagemage
Date:November 1st, 2006 12:34 am (UTC)
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Terrorists hate our freedoms, so we obviously have to get rid of them.
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:14 am (UTC)
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WITH US OR AGAINST US?!?!
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From:colleenaf
Date:November 1st, 2006 12:41 am (UTC)
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Awww man this is SOOOO GOOD. I have now officially forwarded this to all my librarians friends.
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:14 am (UTC)
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yay! I love working in a library.
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From:dana_pants
Date:November 1st, 2006 12:52 am (UTC)
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choice!

and very scary.
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From:randomposting
Date:November 1st, 2006 01:27 am (UTC)
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I adore you. :)
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:15 am (UTC)
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And I you.
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From:draggonlaady
Date:November 1st, 2006 01:36 am (UTC)
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is wonderfulness. but where's my pony?
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:15 am (UTC)
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Check in trunk.
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From:nykki
Date:November 1st, 2006 01:36 am (UTC)
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That is awful! How dare you mock the system that keeps our freedoms safe? We would be at the mercy of the terrorists if not for Homeland Security!

You are an unAmerican Bastard!
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:15 am (UTC)
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NUKE-YOU-LURR!
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From:adularia
Date:November 1st, 2006 01:54 am (UTC)
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That is brilliant.
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:16 am (UTC)
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thank you!
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From:ufo8mykat
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:46 am (UTC)
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That's impressive. Very well thought out. :)
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From:the_evil_bapho
Date:November 1st, 2006 03:19 am (UTC)
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I actaually thought about dressing up as the Patriot Act, but I couldn't think of how to do it. Mad props for figuring it out.

P.S. I trick or treated as the sexiest Frankenstein's monster ever. When did that whole process get so depressing?
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 03:59 am (UTC)
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Hooray for thinking the same awesome thoughts.

And you tell us that you dressed as a sexy dead thing and don't show us pics?

I mean, Frankensteinettes are hotter than Zombie Chicks.

And that's saying a LOT.
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From:squarecatcomics
Date:November 1st, 2006 03:58 am (UTC)
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Great costume!
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 04:00 am (UTC)
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THANKS!
From:violet_hemlock
Date:November 1st, 2006 05:15 am (UTC)
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TODAY BEN...YOU ARE MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 05:49 pm (UTC)
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I do my best...
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From:bobo_dreams
Date:November 1st, 2006 05:37 am (UTC)
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I love you ben. i want to touch you...cause you rule.
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 05:50 pm (UTC)
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Appropriate Touching: $3
Inappropriate Touching: Price Varies
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From:a_rocky_ravine
Date:November 1st, 2006 05:39 am (UTC)
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That is excellent! I hope you'll be hanging around the Nano write-ins so we can get to know your craziness better, even though I already saw the comment about not doing Nano!
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 05:52 pm (UTC)
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I shall do my best.
It's not as though I don't have my own writing to work on...

Although I seem to remember us getting more talking done than writing.
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From:luzclarita
Date:November 1st, 2006 06:02 am (UTC)
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Excellent. You even have co-workers who play along.

You should post this on the library group.

In the meantime, I'm doing my best to maintain ILL privacy for students everywhere.
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 05:52 pm (UTC)
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Which library group?
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From:froborr_dwiggy
Date:November 1st, 2006 08:42 am (UTC)
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You, sir, have won Halloween.
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)
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I decline the prize, as I would feel dirty accepting it while wearing Conservative Hair.
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From:livenud
Date:November 1st, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
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...

(bowing down in complete submission to the awesomeliciousness of your costume)

...

That is FANTASTIC.
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From:benchilada
Date:November 1st, 2006 05:58 pm (UTC)
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What was yours?
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