Right now you're in 3rd.

(Reply) (Thread)

For ipod nano diarrhea?

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

Yes indeed

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

Pretty high demand for "ipod nano diarrhea" these days?

(Reply) (Thread)

Look, when you get ipod nano diarrhea, you know that the world's up shit creek!

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

damn, I hate ipod nano diarrhea, it's the worst. that shit hurts.

i thought i was the only one with an ipod nano diarrhea problem, but i'm glad to see i'm not alone.

(Reply) (Thread)

Sadly, the only way to properly treat ipod nano diarrhea is with another dose of ipod nano diarrhea.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

i know. it's like a neverending spiral of ipod nano diarrhea.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

If I could produce a neverending spiral of ipod nano diarrhea, I'd never have to work again!

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

Y'all are pussies. iPod nano diarrhea? When I was a kid, we used to shit cassette players. And that even that was a big improvement over the days of LPs. Oh sure, all the hipsters think that vinyl diarrhea makes them so cool, that it's more "authentic" than digital, but...um...I'm running out of steam on this one.

On another note, did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with pencil and paper.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

I'm kickin' it old school. I get orchestral diarrhea.
Ever try shitting a french horn?

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

TRY shitting a French horn?

Do or do not, there is no try.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

It took a heroic dose of laxatives, but I totally agree with you.

The hardest part is, oddly, the triangle.

Well, that and the conductor.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

the only thing better than orchestral diarrhea is ipod nano diarrhea featuring orchestral music.

it eases the flow blow quite nicely... all that ipod nano diarrhea, and then a little bit o' brahms.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

Did you hear about the constipated lawyer?

He was in horrible pain when he had to pass a car accident.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

Damn, I went there too. I thought: ipod? Fuck that, I remember cassette tapes and recording shit off the fucking radio! That took skill, bitches! You had to pay attention, not $.99! Lazy fucking sons of bitches....

I'm old.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

Not only did I tape stuff off the radio, but I remember in third grade, I taped Beatles songs off of reruns of the Beatles TV cartoon. So not only were they low-quality and incomplete, but they had kooky sub-Hanna Barbara sound effects.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

my utter horror at marrying such an old fogey has given me a serious case of ipod nano diarrhea.

you may want to light a candle in the bathroom. 'm just sayin.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

And send the whole building up in a massive fireball? There would be half-digested gigabytes everywhere!

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

HEY. you're breaking the rules of the game if you don't mention the dreaded ipod nano diarrhea, mr. mitdasein.

for shame, sir.
for shame.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

Hell yeah!

We are SO fucking old.

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

'shit cassette players' may be the greatest sentence ever

(Reply) (Parent) (Thread)

I call him Arrr Stevens. That's his pirate name.

(Reply) (Thread)

you are number one on my google search!!

ipod nano diarrhea

(Reply) (Thread)

p.p.s l*lbots are 6th

(Reply) (Thread)