Hey LJ? - Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night.
Prove you still exist.
Well, you just posted an entry on it, so that would seem to indicate that there is some LJ-esque entity present.
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Edited at 2013-08-09 11:31 pm (UTC)
|Date:||August 9th, 2013 10:10 pm (UTC)|| |
THERE IS NOBODY HERE BUT US COMRADES, COMRADE
And government listener, who loves us so very very much, yes?
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I don't exist. I'm a figment of your imagination.
I am not surprised by this.
*insert wittiness here*
Sorry - I had somebody make me feel awkward and incompetent. That's MY JOB, bitch.
Tell them I said to floss with barbed wire.
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How I have longed for your return.
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I updated just the other day!
If being raised Pentacostal has taught me anything, it's that apparently you have to prove it *doesn't* exist, and even then, if you get close, everyone will put their fingers in their ears and go, "La la la, I'm not listening, LJ is real and it's in my heart and there to stay and you're going to burn in hell."
Still at the parents' place... I might be projecting.
God died so that you could read LJ.
Still here... intermittently anyway. Do try to avoid the listeria cantaloupe.
I was here in the beginning and ever shall be world without end or coriander on food.
Crap. That was going to my answer. Damn you, man.
I passed my quarterly Voight-Kampf with flying colors, thank you very much.
Well, I think existence looks like...
Re: Well, I think existence looks like...
Who made that?
I'm only here once a week... it's like a club that used to be awesome and has fallen out of favour because of other, less demanding nightspots... I don't know if the site changed, or if I did, or both...
LJ is like Culture Club.
Used to be cool and interesting, but is now just freaky and sad.
Oh wait, that's just me.
Of course it exists! Where have you been?
PS - Watched your SYDHT Junestravaganza video just to see your reaction to the Vitamla. Still pricesless :)
"And to the rest of you... the trick is to bang the rocks together, guys."
"I am Metron. Have no fear. Here is knowledge."