Touch me. Touch me like you didn't touch me last night. - Summers Family gatherings can get a bit awkward and confusing.
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Summers Family gatherings can get a bit awkward and confusing.|
"So, I see you still have a tin-foil arm..."
"I've told you before, Dad, it's not tin-foil, it's cybernetics! And this look was all the rage twenty years ago!"
"Well, it looks ridiculous! No son of mine is going to traipse around looking like a can-opener!"
"You were a terrible father! Uncle Eggwhisk was twice the parent you'll ever be!"
"For the last time, Cable, my name is Havok--"
"No-one gives a crap, Alex! Why the Hell did we have to invite him, Jean?"
"He's not the one starting shit, Scott, you do this every goddamn year! Christ, next time I think I might just stay dead just so I don't have to deal with your bullshit!"