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benjamin sTone
25 November 1976
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I write. Oh, and I'm a cesspool of neurological disorders and useless information.

Regular features that people seem to enjoy:

  Fuckbrain Comix shows you, with my special kind of "art," the inside of my brainmeats: Tourette's Syndrome, OCD, Bipolar Disorder, and maybe one or two others. Maybe you'll learn something.

  People are happy because I eat strange foods So You Don't Have To.

  The Continuing Adventures of Sir Reginald are here, from my original stories to loads of art and comic adaptations by awesome people.

  Things I Can't Draw is exactly what it says on the tin, from Inappropriate Comix to Hero / Villain-A-Day Every-Few-Months to the aformentioned Fuckbrain Comix.

  The Truth will emerge, about your sexuality, drugs, kinks and fetishes, crushes, the parallel universe you, and that memory you'll never lose. Anonymous commenting with no IP logging is enabled for these entries.

  Toys in the Bookstacks is me having fauxmetti fun with my 3.4 billion toys and the library where I work.

  Five Questions are what I want from you. Maybe I'll even answer them someday.

  Audience partipation is strongly encouraged.

  Photos Of My Life may also be requested.

I think other stuff happens, too.

Benjamin STone

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I work for the University of Illinois library, 5th largest in the nation and do some work-for-hire writing/editing.

I'm a Freelance Agent of Chaos.

I love books, movies, music, comics, etc. I eat media like other people eat...ermmm...food. I was born in Sullivan, Illinois, spent some time in St. Louis and Orlando and Tampa, but now I'm in Urbana, Illinois.

Questions? ASK. I have no sense of shame or embarrassment.

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PS - What the hell just came out of my ass?

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